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"BBC is reporting that Venezuela may have massive oil reserves, more than even Saudi Arabia. You know what that means? We could have invaded closer to home and saved gas. But to be fair to President Bush, at the time we invaded Iraq, he thought Venezuela was a planet." –Jay Leno

"Of course, today, he corrected himself. He now realizes Venezuela is those horns they blow at the World Cup." –Jay Leno