Paris Hilton Arrested for Cocaine—Who Was Tweeting for Her While She Was in Jail?

Paris Hilton Arrested for Cocaine Possession

"The weird part is that, around 3:30AM PDT, Paris tweeted about spending a quiet night in, watching Family Guy. How is that possible? We don't yet know the exact time of Paris' release from jail—maybe she emerged, went straight home, and started watching Family Guy and tweeting like nothing had happened? (Maybe she was still high? Or had a terrible case of the munchies, and didn't want to eat in silence, so she turned on the TV?) Or she didn't watch TV, but was laboring under the impression that nobody would find out about her arrest and night in jail? (Can she seriously be that dumb?) Or she has a special Family Guy screening room inside her head. Or someone else runs her Twitter feed and had no idea that the boss was in the clink all night."