Scientists dissect the nature of the 'booty call' - Health - Sexual health - msnbc.com

"Scientists dissect the nature of the booty call"

This from the Department of Painfully Obvious Conclusions at prestigious Delaware University at Harrington, or DUH ... "A new study finds that booty-call relationships — late night calls to arrange a sexual rendezvous — are marked by less emotion than long-term partnerships but more sexual variety than one-night stands."

I thought I wanted to be a "monkey annoyance expert," but I'm starting to like the sound of "booty call scientist"