The latest late night jokes - The Bill Clinton Opera ain't over till the fat lady kneels.

Late Night Jokes Updated

"On the 'Today' show, President Obama said he supports having a longer school year. In response, Sasha and Malia announced they support Sarah Palin."

"The Democrats are the worst salesmen in the world. They could not talk Lindsay Lohan into a rum and coke."

"House Minority Leader John Boehner says he has never been in a tanning bed and that he gets his dark complexion from his mother. Either he's lying or Snooki's a lot older than she's telling us."

"Bristol Palin has denied rumors that she's dating The Situation from 'Jersey Shore,' but if The Situation becomes Sarah Palin's son-in-law, he'd still have the most normal name of any boy in the family."