Brett Favre Penis Scandal ...er ... on the rise

Daily Brett Favre penis update

Hey, everybody has daily coverage of Wall Street, the weather, and Afghanistan, but where can you turn for your Brett Favre penis news? Right here, my man.

According to NFL by-laws, players are allowed to whip it out once per retirement. Why do you think Brett keeps hanging up the spikes? He's going for what the players' union calls "the penis extension."

My opinion: it happened in the past, so there's no sense crying over spilt milk. In fact, that's the only thing Brett doesn't cry about.

Hey, wait ... that ain't milk!