"Phoenix robber wears plastic bag on head, nearly suffocates"

"Phoenix robber wears plastic bag on head, nearly suffocates"

"The robber walked into the convenience store about 7 a.m. wearing a clear plastic bag over his face."

The key word in the sentence above is "clear." The best part of the story is the pic. Because the plastic was transparent, it served no purpose as a disguise! Its only function was to keep him from breathing.