Barack Obama's trip to India going to cost more than all the money in the world

Barack Obama's trip to India going to cost more than all the money in the world

He will be taking with him every single person who voted for him, and they will all be staying in five-star accommodations with an open bar, except Joe Biden, who will be staying at the Mumbai Red Roof Inn. Also accompanying Obama will be the entire U.S. Navy. That isn't too expensive for the Mumbai visit, but the side trip to New Delhi will get a little expensive because New Delhi is something like 600 miles from the nearest port, so millions of workers will be paid premium rates to dig an enormous canal for the American warships. Oh, those will be Indian workers, so the president will create no jobs for Americans. Oh, and by the way, that canal will be lined with gold. Gold, I tells ya!