"By seeing this movie this weekend and making it a hit, you've now ensured that some cheese-eating studio executive will someday very soon say 'Oh, I know who'd be great for the male lead: Ashton. I mean, he just had a hit with Strings.' You can't see that movie if they're giving out hundred dollar bills with the popcorn. They are tricky and they are trying to get you to see movies with Ashton Kutcher in them, so they can put him in more movies. You must and should resist this. Even if a movie is called Brooklyn Decker's Tits for Three Hours, if Ashton Kutcher even appears in one single frame of the film, you cannot see it. Got it? Good. Don't fuck this up again."Scoop's note: ditto for Jack Black. That is all.
Monday, January 24, 2011
"Ashton Kutcher Is All Your Fault"
"Ashton Kutcher Is All Your Fault"
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Ashton is good at playing one character, Ashton Kutcher, the same stupid character he played on the 70's show, and every other dumb comedy he's done since. I purposefully changed channels when his camera commercials were on, if he wasn't banging Demi Moore he probably wouldn't have a career right now.
ReplyDeleteAt least J.B. has some redeeming qualities, Ashton no, maybe him and Micheal Cera should quit going to the same acting school, since all they do is teach you to do the same character all the time...yourself.