Here is where they actually make some Fockink Gin (see commercial above)
The Fockink distillery also makes some other Fockink stuff. There's even a Fockink phone number where you can contact the Fockink guys.
As an environmentalist, I am always looking for new ways to recycle. Hence, I am now recycling my jokes from the 90s in order to give their brand some new slogans:
"When you've got a long hard one ahead….just your best girl and a whole lot of Fockink"
"Try it through a straw ... sucking and Fockink are the perfect combination"
"Eat a little first, then enjoy a good hearty Fockink"
"Never a Fockink hangover"
"Good friends, good fun, good Fockink"
"Some people prefer Fockink in the morning"
"In Russia they love Fockink more than vodka!"
"Hell, even if you don't like gin, ya gotta love Fockink"
"Hey, Todd, let's get the Fockink party started"
"What's a party without some Fockink?"
"It's a Fockink good time."
"Unbe ... Fockink ...lievable"
"nothing satisfies like a good Fockink"
"I really get tense when I go too long without a good Fockink"
"I've got Fockink on my mind."
"Tonight, tonight ... let it be Fockink"
"I always take my clients for a hearty Fockink".
"The difference between a good day and a bad day is Fockink!"
"What? You're 21 and you haven't tried Fockink yet?"
"Bored with the same old action? How about a good Fockink?"
"Granny's 93, and she still loves a daily Fockink"
"How much Fockink do you think you can handle?"
"It's world-renowned. Wherever you go, from Vancouver to Tibet, most people recognize a Fockink when they see it"
"Could tonight be the night? Why go broke with Champagne when you can afford a whole lot of Fockink?"
"People ask for it by name. At every English party you hear, 'I say, where's the Fockink Gin'"
"Our taste test shows: Gilbey's C+, Fockink A"
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