"Oscar-winner Halle Berry was supposed to play a part, the love interest of Jon Bon Jovi, in fact. Well, Berry suddenly remembered that she has an Oscar or something and backed out of the film, and do you know who has stepped in to replace her? America's second-favorite black actress, Katherine Heigl! Hahahahahaha. That's like the waiter saying 'Oh, I'm sorry, we're out of the steak. But we do have some fresh monkey shit available.' And then the film exec is like 'Hm... Monkey shit. OK, that sounds good. Seems like a fair swap. We'll have the monkey shit.'"
Monday, January 31, 2011
Katherine Heigl to Make World's Worst Movie Even Worster
Katherine Heigl to Make World's Worst Movie Even Worster
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