Undercover police cleared 'to have sex with activists' | UK news | guardian.co.uk

"Undercover police cleared to have sex with activists"

I'll bet you thought Britain already allowed this, but it turns out that the 00 status only granted a license to kill, not to fuck. In the old days James Bond was authorized to fire off a round with his gun, but not with his penis.

Unless of course he was fucking someone to death, in which case he was fully licensed to do so.