Bin Laden is dead, terrorists and bad film lovers mourn

Bin Laden dead ...

Oh, yeah, maybe you are gloating if you like freedom and justice and that kind of stuff, but this is a terrible blow to the bad film lovers' community, which has lost its greatest star and auteur. And he died before he ever had a chance to co-star with Katherine Heigl.

He could be counted on to create his annoying films like clockwork, each of them equally lacking in warmth and humanity, each of them unwatchable for their bad writing and worse production values.

He was like the Middle Eastern version of Vince Gallo.

Except bin Laden had a slightly neater beard.

By the way, bin Laden was the 17th of his dad's 52 kids.

And they say middle children never excel!

Fox News did an exceptional job on this story. They "confrimed" the death of bin "Landen."

Landen was, apparently, the star of Little House on the Desert.