Weiner wants a leave of absence from the House in order to seek phony-baloney rehabHey, if phony-baloney rehab helps sleazy entertainers fool people into thinking they want to change, it should also work for sleazy politicians. He should be able to lay low for a while, and come back the exact same guy, but claiming to be different.
Usual deal.
Maybe Weiner can do his rehab at home, Sheen style. He'll need a solid internet connection, so he can ... er ... research potential cures for his psychological maladies.
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