A FANCY BRITISH PERIOD DRAMA ABOUT THE INVENTOR OF VIBRATORS

A FANCY BRITISH PERIOD DRAMA ABOUT THE INVENTOR OF VIBRATORS

Like all British inventors, he lent his name to his invention. He collaborated with some of the other great inventors, sharing lab space to conserve resources. Oh, many were the late nights when Sir Thomas Crapper and Lord Dildo would invent tirelessly in their laboratory until dawn.

I guess they had to work fast. Two reasons:

(1) If they couldn't finish, they had to "hold it."

(2) Their wives were very irritable during the wait.

(By the way, Lord Dildo's real name was Mortimer Granville.)

"Granville’s innovation was inventing an electrical, penis-shaped device to do the job on its own so that English men wouldn’t have to muss their powdered wigs. He was a great man."