Levi Johnston's sister will pose for Playboy, trash Palin family in interview

Levi Johnston's sister will pose for Playboy, trash Palin family in interview

How the hell does one become famous by being the sister of the boyfriend of the daughter of somebody famous? By that definition, we are pretty much all celebrities.

Hey, Playgirl. I took a piss next to George Maharis once, so I'll show you my dick and trash his.

Er, not that I was looking at George Maharis's dick.

Except in a very manly way, of course.

OK, I didn't really see it, but I'll make up anything you like. It's not like he's going to come forward and flash his dick to refute me.

By the way, if you're playing the "alive or dead" game with George Maharis - alive.

By the way, if you're playing the "gay or straight" game with George Maharis, Wikipedia notes: "On November 21, 1974, Maharis was arrested and charged with Commission of a Lewd Act after being caught having sex with Perfecto Telles, a 33-year old hairdresser, in the men's room of a Los Angeles gas station."

Geez - maybe he WILL come forward and flash his dick to refute me!

Reader comment:

Stop looking at my dick.

Your fan,

George Maharis