Saturday, September 03, 2011

Cops put squeeze on alleged python biter in Calif.

Snake bite story o' the day: Man bites snake until it needs medical care.

The current score: Snakes 10 trillion; Humans 1.

"Senk was arrested on 'suspicion of unlawfully maiming or mutilating a reptile.'"

That's a crime? You know this has to be in California. I'd love to see the specific wording of that statute. If that was a crime in Texas I would be about a thousand-time offender.

But never with my teeth.

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