Friday, October 07, 2011

Florida lawmaker wants state to reinstate dwarf-tossing

Florida lawmaker wants the state to reinstate dwarf-tossing


Yes - and make it a parimutual sport! And stop playing it on level ground. Toss them off cliffs.

And while we're at it, let's not create a dwarf monopoly. Let's toss other groups for our amusement: hippie-tossing, bralass co-ed tossing, etc.

Just don't toss the braless co-eds off cliffs.

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