Chuck, dude, you're admitting that Vlad the Impaler is a distant uncle? "Ol' Uncle Vlady? Lovely guy. Why once, I told him my parents were coming round to tea and would he mind very much not nailing my head to the floor that week and he agreed and just screwed my pelvis to a cake stand."
That's fucked. That's publicly announcing that you're descended from of one of history's greatest monsters, like Hitler or Stalin or Gwyneth Paltrow.
Saturday, October 29, 2011
Prince Charles says he’s related to Vlad the Impaler
"Prince Charles says he’s related to original vampire"
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