Pussy o' the year: "Demi Moore kicked my ass! I'm suing."

Pussy o' the year: "Demi Moore kicked my ass! I'm suing."

And I thought I was a pussy! What does Demi weigh now, about 90 pounds? The only person in her weight class is Karen Carpenter.

(Still too soon?)

Anyway, it reminds me of the time I got beaten senseless by that guy who played Les Nessman in WKRP.

And I once got a black eye from that Anandra chick who works for Expedia. I went to the police and showed them my owie and said "Ooh, see what Anandra did?" Then, to double my humiliation, they used my line in the commercial.