Defendant's 3rd lawyer stabbed with writing tool
Defendant's 3rd lawyer stabbed with writing tool"Witnesses say a man accused of stabbing two defense lawyers in their necks with pencils grabbed a pen and stabbed his latest lawyer in the side of the head as jurors listened to opening statements."
It's the ultimate "moot court" exercise for law school. Here's how it begins:
And how does your client plead to the charge of stabbing a lawyer in the neck with a pencil?
Not guilty, your honor.
Counselor, isn't that a pencil in your neck?
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