Wednesday, November 09, 2011

(fake) Kris Humphries on Twitter

(fake) Kris Humphries on Twitter

Not the real Kris, but much funnier:

The only person Kim could ever truly love? An exact clone of herself with a 10-inch black dick.

@KourtneyKardash: What should I make for breakfast? Hmm” Have what Kim had: dark meat sausage with a squirt of thick cream for dessert

In the week since announcing our divorce, Kim has been rammed senseless by more black dudes than the Colts' offense'

@Kris_Humphries How the hell did you bag @KimKardashian !?” I threatened to reveal to the press that Khloe has a dick

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