Saturday, January 14, 2012

Jesus abandons Tebow again

Jesus abandons Tebow again

Brady shredded the Broncos for 5 TD passes in the first half, when the Pats took a 35-7 lead.

I think we found Jesus' weakness: defensive secondary. I guess he can't keep up with the Pats receivers when he's wearing those sandals.

Actually, I'm thinking Jesus' best game would be water polo. He can just walk across the deep end. Then after the game, he can change the pool to a giant pitcher of Sangria.

2 comments:

  1. Dude I Luv your site but you didn't say dick last week about one of the most talked about sports events ever...so seriously did Tebow or Jesus bang your daughter and never call again ?

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  2. Oh, no. The Tebowites are offended. Prepare for the wrath.

    You would have been safer making jokes about a less inflammatory subject. Like Muhammad.

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