Friday, March 23, 2012

Minnesota Teen Can't Bring Porn Star to Prom

Minnesota Teen Can't Bring Porn Star to Prom

Here's a tip for you youngsters. If you are going to take a porn star to the prom, don't tell people in advance. Just tell your friends on prom day that they need to be outside at 9:00, or when your limo arrives. Then make your grand entrance. Have a non-prom friend play entrance music for you, get another to run a strobe, and one more to run a fog machine, WWE style. Have all of your prom-going friends and their dates strew roses in your path.

THAT would kick ass.

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