The next steps: (1) Al Qaeda sues for defamation of character; (2) PETA sues for cruelty to unicorns.
Now that I think about it, the suit may not be that crazy. If al-Qaeda has a long-term plan to destroy American culture, Kim be their single strongest agent, possibly excepting Snooki.
"One of the suits ... Kim, her ex-husband Kris Humphries, and Humphries' current girlfriend Myla Sinanaj held a Philadelphia man at gunpoint and forced him to watch the three of them having sex for five hours in their hotel room, which was filled with barnyard animals and a unicorn."
Friday, June 29, 2012
Insane West Virginia Lawsuits Claim Kim Kardashian Made a Sex Tape With a Unicorn, Is an Al Qaeda Operative
Insane West Virginia Lawsuits Claim Kim Kardashian Made a Sex Tape With a Unicorn, Is an Al Qaeda Operative
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