Mayor Bloomberg Plans to Ban Drive-Thrus, Bring “Exercise” to Fast Food Restaurants

Mayor Bloomberg Plans to Ban Drive-Thrus, Bring “Exercise” to Fast Food Restaurants

The legendary songwriter and professional ironist Tom Lehrer once said that he felt that he should retire from performing after Henry Kissinger got the Nobel Peace Prize because the world's quota of irony had already been filled.

As the 1970s killed irony, the 2010s are destroying satire.

I had to look at the URL of this article to see whether it was kidding. (And Bloomberg will probably really do this if he reads the article.)