The President wrapped the medal around his neck and said, “On behalf of your fellow citizens, I thank you for your courageous and selfless service in embarrassing these over-paid and over-celebrated assholes. You have brought them one step closer to the cold, soulless reality of the world that we all know.”
A confused Christopher Chaney then boarded a bus to the prison in which he would serve out his ten year sentence.
Thursday, January 03, 2013
Scarlett Johansson Hacker Sentenced to 10 years, awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom | The Washington Fancy
Scarlett Johansson Hacker Sentenced to 10 years, awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom
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