"Paramedics say they have been called out to treat as many guinea pig bites as they have shark attacks"

"Paramedics say they have been called out to treat as many guinea pig bites as they have shark attacks"

Sometimes that guinea pig, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a guinea pig ... he's got cute little black eyes, like a puppy. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be a threat ... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then ... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched squeakin' and your finger turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin' you might do, they all come in and they ... nibble your fingers to pieces. Some of our men lost all of their cuticles.