New York legislature will finally get bowling shoes under control

Our long regional nightmare is almost over: The New York legislature will finally deal with the key societal problem of bowling shoes

The landmark legislation "would require alley owners to post signs, warning keglers not to wear bowling shoes outside."

The story actually spells the key word "keggler," apparently unaware of the misspelling. According to the Urban Dictionary, a two-g "keggler" is a "radical party trick that involves a male fastening his scrotum to a beer keg then throwing it down a flight of stairs." That probably would be neither better nor worse if performed in bowling shoes.