Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Justin Bieber Busted For Driving Without A License, Being A Dick

Justin Bieber Busted For Driving Without A License, Being A Dick
"What with him driving like a dick weasel, spitting on neighbors, and generally acting like a cock monkey, I wish the penalty for driving without a license and being Justin Bieber were harsher than a fine. Like crucifixion, or being deported back to Canada.

But not the part of Canada where people actually live or have hockey teams. The fucking tundra up north where he’ll be impaled by a narwhal or raped to death by a polar bear."

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