Freighter disaster caused by captain FORGETTING where England is

Freighter disaster caused by captain FORGETTING about the existence of England

"the Polish captain was sailing in a straight line from Perth to Antwerp."

Oh, jeez. It would have to be a Polish guy. OK, let me save you the trouble. Here are the Polish navy jokes (add your own rim shots):

Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at sea when he died? Five sailors died digging his grave.

Did you hear about the Polish sailor who sold his water skis when he couldn't find any hills in the ocean.

I'm sure you know how to identify the Polish submarine. It's the one with a screen door.

Did you hear about the Polish Navy's tragic accident? A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned trying to push-start their new submarine.

How do you sink a Polish ship? Put it in water.

You know why the new Polish navy has glass bottom boats? To see the old Polish navy.