"New Mexico is the best place in the world for fossil poop”

"New Mexico is the best place in the world for fossil poop"

"That’s the opinion, anyway, of New Mexico’s top poop scientist"

I did not make up either of those quotes.

You can't even imagine the intensity of the competition to become New Mexico's top poop scientist. I had an uncle who committed suicide when he found out he was only rated third in the state.

By the way, I've always felt that "Land of Enchantment" was kinda contrived. I sense a whole new license plate slogan in the making.