Parliamentary porn consumption laid bare in official figures

"More than 300,000 attempts were made to access pornographic websites at the Houses of Parliament in the past year"

As Groucho would say, "I'll never know why the Houses of Parliament have pornographic websites!" (Even the BBC can misplace a modifier!)

Those pornstars are just following the ol' Parliamentary procedure, if you catch my drift!

I subscribed to one of those Parliamentary porn sites, and the Lord-on-girl action is pretty hot, but I have a question. When those Parliamentary pornstars say "Oh, my Lord," do they mean the Almighty or just the guy they're with?