Clint Eastwood's Daughter Francesca -- I'm Getting an Annulment From Jonah Hill's Bro

"Francesca Eastwood Sobers Up, Wants An Anullment from Jonah Hill’s Sweaty Brother"

"She's getting the week-long marriage annulled. Sources close to the regretful couple tell us the notion of getting hitched was fueled by alcohol -- and lots of it."

Oh, I know I'm just an eternal romantic, but I like to think that these crazy kids have created something special and beautiful, even if brief. Yes, some marriages last a few decades, others only a few hours, but we remember the sharing, the special bond created by giving up a part of oneself to create something greater: a partnership sealed by a sacred ceremony performed and witnessed by an Elvis impersonator.

And if the candle burns out too soon, we should remember what we learned from the eternal wisdom of Blade Runner: that the flame which burns shortest has burned brightest.