French media says WaPo will report that Obama and Beyonce had an affair

Tell your friends: Other Crap says that Daily Caller says that French media says that the Washington Post will report that Obama and Beyonce had an affair

On the other hand, a spokeswoman for the Post told The Daily Caller that the paper “isn’t working on any such story.”

Sounds like total bullshit, but if I were President, I would totally hit on Beyonce.

In fact, I would probably hit on every famous woman under forty except Lena Dunham.

Wait - didn't Bill Clinton already try that? Except he'd have added Lena Dunham back on the list.