Saturday, June 07, 2014

EMO teens kick Tom Cruise's ass

Weepy-ass dyin' EMO teens kick Tom Cruise's ass
The Fault in Our Stars pulled in $26 million Friday, while Cruise's Sci-Fi version of Groundhog Day was far behind at $11M.

On behalf of wimps and pussies everywhere, let me reach out an arm of sympathy to Cruise. It's not so bad, dude. I once got my ass kicked by the guy who played Les Nessman on WKRP. I guess the worst part was not losing to him, but that the little bastard left me for dead.

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