"Michael Bay's latest cinematic rage abortion, Transformers 4: Age of Extinction, contains three hours of the most nonsensical plot ever constructed, consisting of informational lectures on statutory rape, robot John Goodman shooting a giant alien vagina, and Marky Mark using a sword as a laser gun. We tried to diagram the movie and just wound up with the contents of a serial killer's pencil box."
Wednesday, July 09, 2014
4 Reasons Michael Bay Is Secretly Saving the Human Race | Cracked.com
4 Reasons Michael Bay Is Secretly Saving the Human Race | Cracked.com
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