"Big soccer tournaments can grip an entire nation like Brazil. For almost the entire past month the country has been on literal pause. After being decimated by the German Industrial Complex in the World Cup semi-finals today, Brazilians can now return to their routine pursuits of kidnapping tourists, stripping copper wire from buildings, and finding hot twelve year old girls to sell abroad."
Germany 7, Brazil 1. Seven is the most goals ever scored in a World Cup semi-final.
Tuesday, July 08, 2014
Brazil Returns to Normal
Brazil Returns to Normal
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