Portrait of Captain Picard in Ketchup and Other Condiments
Portrait of Captain Picard in Ketchup and Other Condiments
Oh, sure, you Europeans think you're so refined, with your Michelangelos and your Pushkins and Prousts and your fancy-schmancy museums, but ask yourselves this when determining the true epicenter of the cultural earthquake: Who has the bust of Captain Picard made of condiments?
And then ask yourselves this: How many fuckin' Caravaggios taste as good as they look, and add plenty of zest to a bland meal?
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