Justin Bieber reportedly scolded for kicking around soccer ball in the Vatican

Justin Bieber reportedly scolded for kicking around a soccer ball in the Vatican

I'll be the first to admit I was wrong. I didn't think he could be a bigger douche than he already was.

Apparently it is not possible to place an arbitrary upper limit on his douchiness. I now look forward to his future endeavors. But what else can he even do? He's already stretching his efforts into situations that sound like comedy punch lines from a Mel Brooks movie. Maybe he could piss out JFK's eternal flame, or take a shit on Nelson Mandela's grave or publicly sodomize Betty White.