Mrs. Obama allegedly told the president to 'get out' after latest female episode

Mrs. Obama allegedly told the president to 'get out' after latest female episode

Well, I guess it wasn't exactly Barocktober!

“The way it’s going, Barack may be living elsewhere by the time his second term ends. Michelle’s about to kick him out for good!”

"Elsewhere"? You mean, besides the White House?

And you think Putin considers Obama a wimp NOW? How will it look when Michelle occupies the White House and Barack has to move out to Motel 6?

First of all, these are tabloid stories from Globe and Enquirer, so take them with an ocean of salt. In fact, the Globe will also report in this week's edition that Michelle has a secret lover in the Secret Service, which is, I suppose, better than a public lover in public service.

Second, while I'm not exactly sure of the protocol, my guess is that if the President and First Lady split, it's the First Lady who would have to get her ass out. The White House is not hers, or even his. It's ours, to house our President. Having noted that, I'll add that it would be fun to see a President hanging out in a Red Roof Inn like any divorced or separated man (except with dozens of secret service dudes hanging around) while his wife and mother-in-law live in the White House.

And I think I know what will be the next comedy series on Fox!