Jameis Winston is filling out a crime bingo card

Jameis Winston is filling out a crime bingo card

As you know, it is the responsibility of each Heisman winner to commit more crimes than the previous Heisman winners. Although Winston is only 20, he has most of the crimes checked off his "to-do" list, but the double homicide will be a tough one to top. Fortunately, a loyal FSU alum has volunteered to let Winston kill his wife plus Carlos and Ramon, her sexy twin Chilean cabana boys, under the condition that the alum will take the rap.

On a serious note, there is a Syracuse-based website called DYST Now which claims to have the following:

1) screenshots of the betting record of Winstons' friend, Chris Rabb, from the bookmaking site that took the bets, including the specific damaging bet.

2) screenshots of online messaging between Rabb and Winston, which shows that Winston was directly involved in the bets.

If these are what they purport to be (and that's a MAJOR "if" because the messaging rings the "fake alarm" for me), it doesn't seem possible for Winston to be innocent.

I do have a recommendation for the guy. It's in three parts: (1) have your bookie take bets on whether Jameis Winston will play in the NFL before or after going to prison; (2) bet on "after"; (3) stay the course, and your bet is a lock.