Sorry. You're Not Going to Become Weightless on January 4th

You're Not Going to Become Weightless on January 4th. Sorry.

But the good news is that if you believed it, it will be partially true. Your brain will be weightless.

Just as it is now.

Reader comment:

The gravitational pull of things that are not Earth as felt from the surface of the Earth are not zero, but are negligible. I made an analogy I thought you’d like: "This horseshit is the equivalent of saying that if the Secretary of the Treasury found a Silver Dollar (Gravity of Jupiter as felt from Earth on average), a Dime (Saturn) and a half dozen pennies (actually far more than the equivalent of all the others put together), he'd be able to balance the Federal Budget.”