"According to sources about as credible as the Kardashians themselves, Kylie Jenner is pregnant by her statutory raping rapper boyfriend. This is the third time reports have come out of the underaged daughter being knocked up. It’s not a horrible assumption given her family tree feeds almost entirely on hip hop jism. She’s seventeen, a high school dropout, and her parents are absentee slash changing genders and sacrificing local woodland mammals on a Satanic altar in exchange for cursed gold. It’s all there."
Thursday, January 15, 2015
Kylie Jenner Pregnancy Rumors ... Again?
Kylie Jenner Pregnancy Rumors ... Again?
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