"Lindsay’s kuru will now spread through Soho faster than horrible singer-songwriter fare. I’m sure the CDC will get to investigating, (but) this could be one of those military experiments where they let the virus run its course to measure its effectiveness in battling enemies overseas. In which case Lindsay will be medaled posthumously and buried in the relatively obscure drunken skank section at Arlington.
Not so far from where Kennedy is buried.
He would have wanted it that way."
Tuesday, January 06, 2015
Lindsay Lohan Touts Her Infection –
Lindsay Lohan Touts Her Infection –
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