Elle Macpherson Super Human –

Elle Macpherson Super Human –

"Fifty year old Elle Macpherson did a photo shoot to promote Superelixer, a bullshit drink they sell at Whole Foods to women not nearly as hot as Elle Macpherson. I realized advertising was for stupid desperate people when I bought my first Jordans and promptly double dribbled and broke my ankle.

Macpherson is the hottest fifty year old on record and when she passes away 200 years from now her body should be donated to science so lonely researchers can fuck her corpse and finally invent the cure for annoying."