Friday, May 22, 2015

"Planetary Alignment" To Cause 9.8 Earthquake Prediction for California Next Thursday

"Planetary Alignment" To Cause 9.8 Earthquake Prediction for California Next Thursday

The good news for Californians: No need to worry about that pesky drought. Water your fuckin' asses off. You'll all be dead within a week.

You know a prediction is full of baloney when they start quoting Nostradamus, but for the record:

"There is simply no way an alignment of planets can cause an earthquake on Earth. It’s literally impossible. The maximum combined gravity of all the planets under ideal conditions is still far less than the gravitational influence of the Moon on the Earth, and the Moon at very best has an extremely weak influence on earthquakes."

2 comments:

  1. Pretty sure that earthquake is happening on the 29th. Fortunately, the Rock and his helicopter will save as many of us as he can.

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