Lion-Killing Dentist Disappears as Zimbabwe Requests Extradition

Lion-Killing Dentist Disappears as Zimbabwe Requests Extradition

I know where he is. He's hanging around Scoop's Politically Incorrect restaurant, where the manatee steaks are always fresh, and you have to love the leatherback turtle soup and the spotted owl wings, done-up Buffalo-style.

It works just like those seafood restaurants where you pick out your own lobster. We have a bunch of manatees swimming in a tank out back. You get to kill your own, then we slap it on the grill and cook it in the blood of a Black Rhino. That's good eatin' - and great killin'!