Friday, July 31, 2015

Man calls police to arrest his cat for eating his bacon

Man calls police to arrest his cat for eating his bacon

"Me girlfriend has let the cat eat my bacon. I want to press charges."

The dispatcher kept her cool when she asked if the man wanted to press charges against his wife or against his cat. When the man replied that he wanted them both arrested, the dispatcher said: "Sir, it's not an offense to let your cat eat your bacon. And we don't arrest cats."

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