"Murderous cattle are an understudied phenomenon"
You city folks think your lives are dangerous? Up here in rural Wisconsin, the entire countryside is a death trap. Woe betide the poor tourist whose car breaks down near an innocent-looking dairy farm. He'd be better off breaking down next to Castle Dracula.
Or at least woe would betide him if, in fact, rural Wisconsin actually had any tourists.
Wednesday, February 24, 2016
How Not to Get Killed by a Cow
How Not to Get Killed by a Cow
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