Tenn. Rep. will not run for re-election, wants to be "returning to Frog Jump"

Tenn. Rep. will not run for re-election, wants to be "returning to Frog Jump"

Because ...

the siren call of Frog Jump?

Ah, Frog Jump! They call it The Bigger Apple - the museums, the history, the night life.

Confusingly enough, there are actually two communities in Tennessee named Frog Jump! (Not to mention one sex act, the dreaded and sometimes fatal Tennessee Frog Jump.) The one Rep. Fincher comes from looks pretty much like what I imagined, although I assume that's the nicer side of town.

Mr Fincher is actually a farmer and has the second-most prized possession in Tennessee, right after a coonskin cap. I'm referring, of course, to a high school diploma. (No, there's no high school in Frog Jump. In fact, there is only one in Fincher's county.)